Over the years, how many boxes of pens and candy bars have you sold? 
How many worthless trinkets have you tried to convince people to buy to achieve your fundraising goals?

Every year the dreaded fundraising season comes around, and all you can think about is the 5 tins of shrink wrapped popcorn, sitting on a shelf in the dark recesses of your attic, basement or garage that you bought to help out the cause, but for some reason, cant give them away.